I had a very good conversation with Tristan this morning before I took him to daycare.
“Tristan, you wanna bring that tiger (a stuffed animal) to school?”
“Yes, I am gonna scare the girls with it. But I am not gonna scare Michaela, because she is my best friend.”
“Nice.”
“You know what, daddy, Michaela wants to marry Dominic.”
“Really?” I know the conversation is going to be fun, “Why?”
“Because she likes him. Emma wants to marry Andrew S.”
“What about Anna-Lea?”
“She wants to marry Andrew S, too.”
“What about you? Anyone wants to marry you?”
“No.”
“What about Claire?”
“She wants to marry Andrew S.”
“What about the other girls in your class?”
“Hyden wants to marry Andrew S, too. They all like Andrew S.”
“Are they chasing him?”
“Yes. They even want to give him a juice kiss.”
“What is a juice kiss?”
“That means you kiss for a long time.”
(Imagine a bunch of little girls are chasing a little boy and are trying to give him a juice kiss! It really cracked me up. Poor Andrew S)