One day, scientist comes to God and says, “God, we don’t need you any more, because we already know how to create man out of dirt.”

God says, “Really?”

“Absolutely.”Scientist says in excitement, and then starts to explaining the whole scientific process of creating man out of dirt.

Then God says, “Ok, show me.”

Scientist gets machine ready and then starts collecting a big pile of dirt for creating man. When scientist is about to turn on the machine, God says, “Uh-uh, go get your own dirt.”