I had a very good conversation with Tristan this morning before I took him to daycare. “Tristan, you wanna bring that tiger (a stuffed animal) to school?” “Yes, I am gonna scare the girls with it. But I am not gonna scare Michaela, because she is my best friend.” “Nice.” “You know what, daddy, Michaela wants to marry Dominic.” “Really?” I know the conversation is going to be fun, “Why?” “Because she likes him. Emma wants to marry Andrew S.” “What about Anna-Lea?” “She wants to marry Andrew S, too.” “What about you? Anyone wants to marry you?” “No.” “What […]

“爸爸．今天老师对我说，有其父必有其子，这句话是什么意思呢？” 选中下面箭头之间的部分可以显示爸爸的回答： -> “你一定又干了什么混帐事情！”爸爸说。 <-

小明∶你知道吗？我爸爸说人是从猴子转变过来的耶。 大呆∶乱说…。我才不信！ 小明∶是真的…。我爸从来不会骗我的！ 大呆∶喔？那好！你回去问问你爸爸，他以前是住哪家动物园的？ 小明∶…………。 

********************************************** 有一天我要去Wal-Mart买东西，问Tristan要不要和我一起去。 “No, I want to stay home”，Tristan拒绝了我的邀请。 “为什么？”我有点不甘心。 “Because I want to protect Mom and baby”，理由似乎很充分。 “但是外公和外婆在家，他们可以保护妈妈和宝宝呀？” “But how come? They are too old!” Tristan很有信心地回答。 *********************************************** 有一天下班之后带Tristan去超市买东西，结帐的人很多，排成一长队。排在我们旁边的一队里面有一位秃顶的男士，突然Tristan用不低的音量问我：“Daddy, why some people don’t have hair？”我的余光看见那位男士朝我们这边望过来。 我大汗~~~~~ ********************************************** 岳父母年级大了，都戴假牙，每天晚上都要取下来刷，然后再泡在清水里。记得他们刚来的第一周，有一天Tristan在浴室里看见他们泡在水里的假牙，然后大声喊我。 “Daddy, what is this？”Tristan一脸迷惑地问我。 “那是外公外婆的牙齿。” Tristan听了之后一脸惊讶，然后说：“I don’t like that. It’s yucky！” ********************************************* 去学校接Tristan的时候，看见他们在操场里追来追去地玩。上车之后我问他：“Tristan，我去接你的时候，你们在玩什么？” “We are not playing.” “那你们在干什么？” “The girls are chasing the boys.” “为什么？” “Because they want to marry us.” 我晕~~~~~~

今天读到一则笑话，很搞笑： 米饭和包子在打架，米饭仗着人多势众，见了包着的就打，豆沙包，汤包，蒸饺无一幸免。粽子被逼到墙角，情急之下把衣服一撕，大叫：看清楚，我是卧底！！！

东 莞市区某汽车总站办事，在站前广场下了公交车便寻找售票厅位置。走廊上悬挂着一块巨大的指示牌，指明长途售票厅的位置，但汉字下面配上的英文让人大吃一 惊，赫然写着：Ticketing Hell（中文直译为“售票地狱”）。原来是大厅的英文“Hall”被误写为“Hell”（地狱）。

My PC has been crashing on me with the famous Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) since last Friday when I tried to connect an Oracle database with either Oracle SQL Developer or Aqua Data Studio. It turned out that my modem driver was not working properly and caused the crash. I have no idea why it has anything to do with my modem, and I don’t even know my PC has a modem! But anyway, after I updated my modem driver, everything is fine. While searching the blue screen error code on the Internet, I came across to this video […]

今天听了一则笑话，记下来免得以后忘记了。 There are two guys, and one guy told the other one, “I have a girlfriend with only one leg.” “One leg?” the other guy asked, “Does she work?” “Yes.” The guy answered. “Where does she work?” The other guy asked. “IHOP”, the guy answered. Did you get it? 你看懂了吗？